THE TEN INTERNET COMMANDMENTS*
1. Nothing is sacred.
2. There is no sympathy.
3. Your anger is useless.
4. I am who I say I am.
5. You don’t need fame to be famous.
6. Everything belongs to everyone.
7. To change is to create.
8. Opinion is reality.
9. The answer is here. Somewhere.
10. Don’t stand still.
*not to be confused with 4chan’s rules of the internet. newfriend since ’06.